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Thursday, December 3, 2009

Introducing: Hagrid

I'm Hagrid. I was born from the sun and have sand in my veins. I'm working in Hogwarts as a security guard. My best friend is Harry Potter, but I hate his broomstick, who's name is Longstick 300. Snape is this dude who is very evil and stuff, but he always gets killed. Longstick 300 always flies up and stuff and comes down bringing money.