Huff, puff, huff, puff...phew, I think he stopped following me. OH HI! Great to see you, I'm sorry I didn't write for some time, but you know, getting chased by some big, gooey, ugly monsters, is, let's face it, not fun at ALL! Let me tell you all about it!
I was having a normal day, nothing special, until a soldier from the future, wearing power armor asked me where the bathroom is. I took a picture, but I couldn't uploade it. I found him when walking in an alien space ship. He was probably new, so I decided to play a trick on him. I pointed at the torture room, and told him that it's the bathroom. Sure enough, he went in, and the aliens closed the door. A while later, I heard screaming noises, but it appears it was just Michael Jackson. I wandered around, checking out the huge space ship, and I came across Michael Jordan, shooting baskets. Was he really playing again? I couldn't believe my eyes!!! That's good, because it really wasn't Michael Jordan, it was Kobe Bryant. Michael Jordan was sitting in his future chair, his laptop in his lap, and he was reading my blog. Anyway, I went walking again, and came across the captain's quarters. It was HUGE, GIGANTIC!!! The captain, of course, was a small alien, less than half the size of me. Of course, that's normal, because I'm huge. I went in, but as soon as I did that, the captain got out his Alien Blaster, and shot at me. My stomach reflected the attack, and the captain died. I got his gun, and made a run for it. Unfourtanetly, the alarm came on, and about 30 huge, gooey, monster came after me. I grabbed the biggest space suit I found, and went out of the space ship using the toilet. I almost got stuck, but luckily, I haven't eaten in 30 days. I flew back to Earth, it took me some years but it was totally worth it. The monsters, however, were still chasing me. That’s how I ended up in a haunted house, with 25 monsters chasing me. Five were killed by ghosts.
I think I learned my lesson, when you see an alien teleporter, never step on it, or you will get teleported to a weird alien space ship. Always remember this. Okay, I think I made my point, bye!
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umm.....your introduction captured my attention... but even though the intro, body, and the conclusion was noticeable, I really couldn't understand what was going on. I liked your humor and all the action going on in your blog entry. I suggest that you rearrange the events in logical order and also put some things in parenthesis. (such as the part where you mention the uploading the picture)
ReplyDeleteyour introduction catch my attention but, u could have made it little better. um... a spelling mistake. It was little confusing but, the blog had an pretty clear intro-body-and a conclusion. I like that this blog was very funny or comedy by making us through out this blog telling me and reminding me that the character Hagrid is a really fat character. Try to make a little better intro, more organized narrative format, and a better conclusion.
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