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Monday, December 7, 2009

Hogwarts rules.

I just got promoted from Hogwarts Security Guard into a Promoted Hogwarts Security Guard!!! Isn't that awesome!!! I'm writing this in the hospital, because my back and ribs still haven't recovered yet.I can't wait to go back to guarding Hogwarts, it's so fun! And I get paid so much, lying here in the Hospital for Overweight sucks a lot. Benjamin Franklin once said something, which I think is true. Here it is.
"Time is money"




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