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Thursday, December 3, 2009

Introducing: Hagrid

I'm Hagrid. I was born from the sun and have sand in my veins. I'm working in Hogwarts as a security guard. My best friend is Harry Potter, but I hate his broomstick, who's name is Longstick 300. Snape is this dude who is very evil and stuff, but he always gets killed. Longstick 300 always flies up and stuff and comes down bringing money.
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5 comments:

  1. Snapes blogDecember 6, 2009 at 4:55 PM

    haha. Snape is the guy who always die. longstick 300 always flies up and brings money. Haha

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  2. Diary Of a Wimpy BroomstickDecember 6, 2009 at 4:57 PM

    Hagrid! How come you always try to ride me? You're too big and heavy! And I'm the one who killed Snape! I poked him in the bellybutton until he died! So you need to thank me.

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  3. PicoDecember 6, 2009 at 5:01 PM

    Um.....Really???
    -Shin Ah

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  4. SANDPAWDecember 6, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    ummm.... thats awkward

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  5. Scipio's DiaryDecember 8, 2009 at 2:22 AM

    Hmm...Okay.

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